The following people need to be fired for the Tigers:
1. James Leyland 2. Jose Miguel Cabrera Torres. Just swing the bat already. 3. The Morbidly obese one. They say he is a vegetarian. Yeah... If cows are plants. 4. Mr. I can't get 20 wins to save my life. 5. Mr. I can't get 13 wins to save my life. 6. Castallianos. I saw him bat once and it was a groundout on the first pitch. 7. Tito Jackson. Make up your mind. Are you going to go 0-5 with 4 ks tonight or 5-5 with 4 RBIs. please be consistent.
The following people need their services retained or aquired. 1. Inge. Obviously. He has the MLB all time career record in "Clutch" Hits. Plus those sweet arm tats. 2. Don Kelly. Who cares if he only bats .184, the guy can play every position! 3. Shane Halter. See Don Kelly explanation. 4. Chris "Big Red" Shelton. Remember that one April where he his like 15 home runs and everyone's dick got hard? 5. Carlos Guillen. If we are going to pay Miggy a billion dollars to get 30 errors, why not pay a guy you can peel off his couch for 1/20th the price? 6. Chet Lemon to manage. Hey, It worked with Tram. wait... no it didnt.
Red Sox, White Sox, Pirates, Rockies. DT: A's
ReplyDeleteFuck the tigers. I hope they never win a game again. Like. I hope we miss the playoffs this year and go 0-162 next year.
The following people need to be fired for the Tigers:
ReplyDelete1. James Leyland
2. Jose Miguel Cabrera Torres. Just swing the bat already.
3. The Morbidly obese one. They say he is a vegetarian. Yeah... If cows are plants.
4. Mr. I can't get 20 wins to save my life.
5. Mr. I can't get 13 wins to save my life.
6. Castallianos. I saw him bat once and it was a groundout on the first pitch.
7. Tito Jackson. Make up your mind. Are you going to go 0-5 with 4 ks tonight or 5-5 with 4 RBIs. please be consistent.
The following people need their services retained or aquired.
1. Inge. Obviously. He has the MLB all time career record in "Clutch" Hits. Plus those sweet arm tats.
2. Don Kelly. Who cares if he only bats .184, the guy can play every position!
3. Shane Halter. See Don Kelly explanation.
4. Chris "Big Red" Shelton. Remember that one April where he his like 15 home runs and everyone's dick got hard?
5. Carlos Guillen. If we are going to pay Miggy a billion dollars to get 30 errors, why not pay a guy you can peel off his couch for 1/20th the price?
6. Chet Lemon to manage. Hey, It worked with Tram. wait... no it didnt.
Athletics, Mariners, Pirates, Cardinals. DT: White Sox
ReplyDeleteCome on you piece of shit Tigers, prove me wrong.
Hahahahahaha. I am still laughing five minutes after reading again for the second time.
ReplyDeleteNickh: Pirates and Cardinals (1 t)
ReplyDeleteChris: Red Sox, Pirates and Rockies (2 pts)
Chris wins the day. Nick leads 5-1.