Congrats Mr. Artrip on a dominate season in which you finished with the final score of 90-62. Mr. Young here would like to congratulate you for your fine season and as a small token of our appreciation would like to give you this beautiful trophy that includes three baseball bats holding up a giant bottle of cologne. It contains the rugged smell of a champion, the musk that no woman can resist. Enjoy your spoils sir and I will catch you back on the old baseball diamond next year.
Thank you sir. It was a great season. Off season efforts will involve trying to get the stats done which would have helped throughout the year.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I found this post from a padres fan on MLB.com
Buddy Black; Thought Process
"We have runners on first and third, there is no one out."
"Hmmm, I need a pinch hitter."
"Hmmm, I'm going to scan the bench."
"Hmmm, I see the Padre with the highest batting average sitting over there."
"Hmmm, well he just pitched a couple days ago, I think I'll pass over Cashner."
"Hmmm, we got to have someone."
DING! DING! DING! A light goes off in Buddy's head and wah-lah!
"I'll use Mark Kotsay. After all he is 9-56 as a pinch hitter"
"I know that's a .161 BA, so he doesn't make an out every time."
One pitch later Kotsay pops up to second.
That is hilarious dude!
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